Murphy’s Law.

According to Wiki : It’s is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”.

You know the kind of like if the the bread falls from the sauser, chances are that the buttered side will face the floor. why oh why!!

But I guess it’s the way things work, I mean if something is supposed to go wrong, there’s only so much you can do to make it not go wrong (actually nothing), because in the first place you did not think anything would go wrong, or maybe you did but ignored the thought… #optism at its best

This is just completely weird:

You are sitting on your desk and you’re stomach decides to gas up, you look around the coast is clear, and you just let the gas out i.e. fart and all of-a-sudden the boss walks in and comes straight to your desk…hehe *holding nose*

You borrow your folks car or your friends and the minute just drive off you get the car knocked up #whoeventhought.

The day you decide how you will sit in, watch movies and chill out #KPLC decides that’s the day they will play with your switch and you have a black out the whole day/night.

Its raining and you are all dressed up, then when you are about to reach your destination, a stupid car (read driver)decides you didn’t shower enough and washes you with water from a puddle and doesn’t even realize .

You wake up so early to catch the worms i.e be in work early and then on reaching the stage there’s no public transport (in Kenya it’s inevitable, they could be on strike), or there’s traffic from here to Timbuktu and you end up being so late.

You stand under a coconut tree, and the coconuts which never fall off, decide that is the day, and one falls right at the center of your head.

You take your boyfriend/girlfriend home during the day, because it’s standard that your folks would not be at home at that time of the day, shocker! You mum, decides that’s the day she’ll make an early appearance.

You decide not to read a certain topic in preparation for exam and that’s the one that actually the examiner decides to put as compulsory #YIKES!

You are in such a hurry, i mean like in such a hurry and  after you have reached half way the journey to your destination you figure out, you have left your wallet or your phone (two very important things).

When you think everything is going right, hehe kumbe everything is going wrong #Relationships #Fail

Murphy’s law actually happens, I mean everything in life is inevitable. Even routine work, For instance a doctor can be used to giving injections day in day out, it becomes routine, but one day something goes wrong, the needle gets stuck in the patients butt or he injects a nerve.

Some things happen in the most awkward of times, or when it’s least expected. I think that’s what makes life interesting, although am sure when Murphy’s law is happening to you, you just feel like cursing the hell out of it. But later on in life when you think about it (that’s if you survive it, some of them are fatal, like the injection one), you just wonder “what the hell just happened?” “as in?” “never ever thought”

Sometimes you think of the possibilities of such an occurrence but you go like “naaah, what are the chances?” … be sure, chances of it happening are like 98% lol! >> #MURPHY’S LAW

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” ~ Mrphy’s Law

I’m such a culprit here, the confirming if the bench actually has wet paint, and I have been told.I’m so sure I don’t ride alone in this boat. And as you touch the bench, your brilliant brain is telling you “Kawiria, the bench is dry, this dude is clowning you”..hahaha

“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.” ~ Author Unknown

This happens to me every other time, and it’s mainly the day when you have been waiting for this tea, hungry as hell.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value _Mignon McLaughlin

Have you ever decided maybe I should  be nice and now do a “hand me down”, i.e give out what you think to be one you’re valuable things, or sell shares and all over sudden that thing you’ve given out becomes so valuable (but you now don’t have it), or the share price increases after you’ve sould your shares *choke*

What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Ouch, but so true. Seeing as whether you are careful and responsible, somethings cannot just be prevented.


“How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?”~ Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Signing off — *Kawi*